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AGONY AUNT # 2

18 Aug

July 30, 2009 – Thursday

Dear Agony Aunt,….

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I have managed to anger my friend, who is awesome btw, and I am now seeking her forgiveness. My crime (s) was (were) rather heinous but I am genuinely in search of her forgiveness……………Should I buy her a sorry gift? ….

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Yours Truly,….

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Sincerely Sorry….

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Dear S.S,….

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Firstly I’d like you to hit yourself on the head for offending such a brilliant human being. Now that that’s out of the way let us solve your rather easy predicament. ….

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I guess I’ll have to part with my wisdom and tell you the golden rule….

Gifts are of 2 kinds…………………. Materialistic gifts are perfect in event of bday, anniversary or forgetting of the same :)………………… Although for most other joyous occasions or seeking of apologies a non-materialistic act will ensure an 83% greater chance of receiving the desired result……………….The other 17% includes things the girl hates, saying another girl’s name accidently and extremely clichéd ideas. [This applies to all female friends…..it’s just their psyche]….

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However this rule is often clashing with the magnitude of the offense, which goes as follows:….

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1 -3 offenses: We can talk about it…..

4 Offenses: You are in more trouble than you realize…..

5 Offenses: Only a miracle can get you out of this…..

6 Offenses: Point of no return. Start packing your bags. [Figuratively]….

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This wisdom you have received today will have to remain a secret till your grave. This theory has the power to wipe out all arguments and honestly what fun is life without them 🙂 ….

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Keep writing….

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Yours….

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A.A….

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